Are you feeling a little LESS than yourself lately? Does work work have you feeling burned out? or just not into it anymore? Learn lessons from REAL PROFESSIONAL THERAPY sessions!
We offer many therapeutic services.
* You can READ a few of our latest sessions for free (USE OF THE TIP JAR IS APPRECIATED!)
* Soon you will be able to BUY a comic book and session with our AMAZING voice acting for 1.00 per session (FROM ONE OF THE RANDOM PREVIOUS SEASONS ONLY)
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* You can SUBSCRIBE for a measly $5.00 per month, about a the cost of a cup of tea and enjoy access to the entire CURRENT season with the comics and audio.
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PATREON SUBSCRIBER MEMBERS WILL HAVE ACCESS TO ALL CONTENT, COMIC AND ALL SEASONS AS WELL AS BEHIND THE SCENES, DETAILS AND RECOGNITION ON OUR THANK YOU TO OUR SUPPORTERS DEDICATED WEB PAGE!
Meet the DOCS!
Dr. MALEVOLENA
The Psychological RE-programmer – have a bad habit you need to break or need to learn to develop a badder one? She can show the Wins and Outs of habitual development!
Dr. PHUKOPH
A Master practitioner of IMPULSE control, have a problem eating too many people or misguided deities walking all over you?- HE CAN SHOW YOU WAYS TO CONTROL YOURSELF AND OTHERS AND LEARN TO SAY “NO” WHEN PEOPLE ARE ASKING TOO MUCH OF YOU!
Dr. BIELZABETH
Contract negotiations and Soul collections. Are you not doing your best at being the worst? She can help! Deep analysis and review of issues and solutions to help!
Dr. BELIALZABETH
Soul corruptions and Contract negotiations. Are you not being the worst and want to be… umm… Worser or not as good or badder than good before you talked to her? She can help! Careful solutions analysis and deep review of issue to help!
The board of fiend directors is “suspicious” of some split personality confusion here but we are working on it!
Dr. KADORKIAN
To be perfectly honest…. We aren’t entirely sure EXACTLY what he does. But he is DAMNED GOOD AT IT! SO we dont bother him.
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These are NOT REAL Dr’s These sessions are completely fictitious and are NOT REAL advice any matches to anything or anyone real is a completely coincidence – don’t try these solutions from any of these maniacs and DEFINITELY avoid anything that Dr. KADORKIAN refers to.
Not responsible for you or your actions or any by product of you your presence here or existence on the human plane of reality.
This is ALL PARODY.